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DELOCATED’S TOP MOMENTS OF 2009

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It’s the end of the year, and the end of the decade.  From top sports plays to top albums to top movies to top farts, everyone has been putting out their lists.  Delocated blog weighs in on the last day before the end of the “dec”.  Here’s a couple thoroughly dumb, pretend lists, followed by some real, sincere favorite moments from the first season of Delocated.

TOP TEN FINAL SECONDS OF 2009

10. 8

9. 3

8. 9

7. 1

6. 4

5. 10

4. 7

3. 5

2. 6

1. 2

TOP TEN GENERIC THINGS ABOUT 2009 OVERHEARD IN 2009

10. “Man, I can’t believe it’s 2009.”

9. “I’d say I’ve had a pretty good 2009 so far.”

8. “I can’t believe 2009 is almost over.”

7. “I wish it wasn’t 2009 anymore”

6. “I’m really enjoying 2009.”

5. “It hasn’t really sunk in yet that it’s 2009.”

4. “I wish I could bottle this feeling for the rest of 2009.”

3. “2009 is still 2009 any way you slice it.”

2. “Enough already, Denise, it’s 2009.”

1. “Me and 2009 are a pretty good fit.”